Euphonian

2008-03-04T05:16:00.000-08:00

This will be my 59th and last post on this blog )=
Further posts will be on

http://iansane.blogspot.com

Thank you for the viewership! (=
Oh and I changed because I hated this blog's link.
(Bad grammar I supposed, supposed to be ianisrandomandretarded.blogspot.com)
Anyway,
DON'T relink because I don't want others to not see my previous posts.
(=

2008-03-01T06:04:00.000-08:00

Im retarded.
Damn.
I'm stating the obvious.
XP
ok, anyway.
Im posting on behalf of yesterday.
Well yesterday had halfday for founders day(=
YAY!
Then I stayed back to play comp and eupho.
Was damn fun la
We played flash element TD
Its seriously addictive(=
Then anyway, we ate at...
Swensens! YAY!
I had a pizza and whatever and it was DAMN SHIOK!
=)
It was really random.
I ate halfway, got pineapple.
Then eat some more, got lychee.
Then eat some more, got peach.
Then eat some more, got jackfruit.
Somemore its "seafood splash" leh.
The only seafood was the prawns and sotong.
XP
YAY! retardedness (=
Well, then today had Founder's day pract.
Supposed to report at 6.15am
I woke up at 7:20am
Teow locked up bandroom at 7am somemore.
So I didn't have to play the retarded songs.
...
I feel bad.
Anyway, Dr Lee was quite nice to us (Yang Jin and me)
Didn't really screw us that bad (=
So anyway,
BYE!(=

2008-02-26T04:26:00.000-08:00

Went for recruit practice today.
I been very dao lately, sorry gideon )=
forgive me!
Sorry to my bizworld team, kena dao by me also.
Reason why, i cannot tell.
I am so AGGHHHH!!!
=(
Headache!!
=(
heartbreak kid.
= emo kid.
=(
agh, i cant be bothered to type any more.
bye.
dao you too.

2008-02-24T06:06:00.001-08:00

really sorry abt the long period of no-posts.
Actually my posts are considered quite frequent.
like 2-3 in a week on average.
others post once every 2 weeks.
welll bye!

2008-02-21T05:15:00.000-08:00

I admit,
I'm growing more and more retarded.
I brought my eupho back to school today.
Along with my recorder.
thats right.
recorder.
could i get any more spastic?
Oh, and YAY I found Flight of Fancy recorder (now in euphonium)
So FUN
shld hear the recording.
So cuttee. lol.
I wanna be the best (=
Okkae, anyway.
I have been pushed to be in charge for a section outing.
(YAY)
So, I'm thinking subway
or LJS
or KFC
or umm some random shit we see
(pay yourselves!!!)
Ex-eupho and current and recruits are cordially (MANDATORY) invited.
=)
that means
current invitation list: (come if your name is here)

Darren Tay
Bert
Zhe Yi
Sa Gon
Ti Jun
Joshua
Chris
Dillon Ong
and
Kai Ting
and
MYself.(=
and
Abraham.(ex)

So, if your name HAPPENS to be here, please, let me know when u are free and stuff.
(it'll prob be on a sat)
please, please, i want a good turn out because,
the more the merrier! (=

2008-02-20T01:34:00.000-08:00

Tiring day.
So boring.
Agh...
I made up my mind to be as nice to people as possible.
nice.
reaallllly nice.
Haha.
Oh, theres maths exam tmr.
And band.
=(
Persis + Blueshades
=early death
Well,
goodnews : I've got cello suite by bach and carnival of venice proper scores (=
YAY! and,
I also have the bagpipe thingy.
Oh its called scotland the great.
Transpose it for tuba and...
wooo hoo!

2008-02-17T06:07:00.000-08:00

Sorry, havnt been posting lately.
Kinda busy considering this is CT week.
Oh, and ANNOUNCEMENT!
The euphonium section will like to welcome our new member...
Kai Ting, year 5 IB (Obviously)
(Lucky recruits. I didnt have a girl section member b4 this.)
Well, you're the odd one out, but that makes you SPECIAL.
=)
Just own the recruits and Bert, Zhe Yi, Darren and I will be HAPPY
=)
Seem to be doing well though.
Jia You!
Ok, next in the news...
I am English Rep!
HAHA!
Why? Because I killed the teacher with my extra long compo (=
Anyway,
I reallyyyy can't wait for the first band camp!
Soo funn!
Although i have a premonition that it won't be as fun without sarah chong.
=(
She was like the best teacher (along with dave tay) ever in band.
That means less tablet time at night.
To let you have insight of our plight, let me give you an example.
Sectionals:
At fall in time sharp, when we are preparing to leave,
The indian one comes around to CHASE us out.
I mean like @#$% her la.
Doesn't mean she's pregnant means that she can go around pissing ppl arnd.
Such an ass. And she's NEW. Don't act so big, madam.
And also, after fall-out, when we are just hanging around talking and all that,
like 20 mins before the "real" go home time,
she just chases us out.
I was like OMG YOU ASS.
If I used vulgarities on my blog, fortinet would block it longlonglong ago.
I also disapprove on racism on blogs. keep it private.
Which in band, it isnt.
So anyway, I'm breaking into my classroom in band camp to sleep and play,
so that idiots like her wouldnt kaypoh.
I'm kinda pissed with band alr.
If dave tay leaves, I'm seriously going to consider quitting band.
We'll really sign a petition against that.
He actually CARES for us.
Harrumph.
I'm going to organize a section outing, and am pulling those who was in the section too.
That includes you, dillon,
that includes you, abraham.
I dont care how busy you are.
YOU ARE COMING!
=)
I really miss Abraham, and will miss Dill in time.
=(
Now theres only two euphos in main band.
Looking foward to the day when my juniors and my junior/senior joins main band and IB band respectively.
=)
Soo funnn.
I think Darren's retiring soon.
As in putting me in charge of the recruits.
Thats real bad.
But I'll understand.
Oh and next in the news,
I've learnt the first part of CARNIVAL OF VENICE! YAY!
And Cannon in D (Actually my score is in E)
So,
James, I'm ready to play for your wedding!!

2008-02-12T04:28:00.000-08:00

My legs are CRAMPED.
So bad I limp when walking.
Ouchies.
1) Swimming (Without warmup)
2) Running 3.something with minimal stretches.
3) Plain running like mad for no apparent reason.
well...
I guess it's my fault.
Oh and I came in SECOND among those who ran the 4 rounds around the school.
So,
CONGRATS TO IAN!
haha.
Well,
Valentine's day is coming.
I'm going to plain slack.
Just to say,
I'm unoccupied (for those interested) XD
Rawr.
Okkkaes.
I went for the recruit practice today.
Theres one bass clarinet I really want to pump.
He's a sec 2. (not sheng yuan!)
Anyways he's in RB.
He pissed me off more than enough.
Disrespect
Pride
Just plain ass-holeishness.
The worst thing was that...
HE WAS BORN.
OH NO.
Slap him.
oh, and congratulations goes to my sec 1 recruits.
They are improving TREMENDOUSLY.
I'm just going to teach them intonation and stuff.
Then we'll be invincible.
WAHAHAH.
I think he was better than me when I was sec 1.
He had a headstart becauz he learnt music b4 this.
Anyway.
I'm not going to be jealous because...
I'm going to make others jealous!
WAHAHAHAHA

2008-02-10T05:56:00.000-08:00

I really wanted to go and sleep 'coz there's school tmr.
But this post is real important.
Yeah, went out for dinner with pop and mom and bro and bro.
At clementi Ave 2 (i think)
The hokkien mee there is damn shiok =)
Ok, anyway, later dad and mom and elder bro went to get groceries.
So i brought isaac down to playground.
Lil' bro was running arnd which is pretty abnormal for a 7 year old.
but whatever.
So we decided to play...
TIC
TAC
TOE!
WAAAA.
Coolness.
Ok, so he took X and i took O.
So fun.
He beat me 2 times and I beat him 5.
So on our 9th (We drawed couple of times),
This cheena boy kid ran past us and screwed up the spinny thingies.
I was actually ok with it.
then we rolled the cylinder thingies back into position.
then the cheena kid came back and screwed it up again.
I looked at his dad.
then his dad said to his kid
"zhe shi gei xiao hai zi wan de"
(This is for small kids to play.)
I thought he didnt notice my age so I was ok with it.
Then the kid came back and screwed it up again.
I looked (not stare) at his dad again.
And his damn cheena dad scolded me.
"Zhe shi gei gong gong wan de!!"
(This playground is also for public users!)
I wanted to screw him real bad with my incredible vocabulary.
But I really didn't want him to go and commit suicide.
So I let him off.
I just left without complaint and dragged my lil' bro along.
then he started scolding me from where he was.
like shouting.
I was damn pissed.
I went back.
"Dui bu qi, xian sheng, wo shi bu shi gong gong ren ma? zhe ge you le chang shi ne de ma? bu shi shi ma? wo zhi dao ni de nian ji bi wo da, ke shi ni ye bu ke dui nian ji xian mei you li mao. ni bu hui jiao dao ni de hai zi a?
(Excuse me, sir, am i also not a public user? Is this playground yours? Not right? I know i'm younger, but you should not treat your juniors without respect. You really dont know how to teach values to your child?)
He just shut up and left.

2008-02-10T01:35:00.000-08:00

Church today.
Message was about the 8 blessings in umm Matthew 5 i think.
The pastor from Jireh BP relieved Pastor Heng.
The message was scary.
As in the way he delivered it.
Uh.
Later had some teens' fellowship thingy.
went to alicia's hse.
then gloria's hse.
then ruth's hse.
SOMEONE didn't want me there.
Uhh.
I later had some songleading thingy with gloria and ruth.
it was.
umm.
~~stupid~~ inspirational.
I am tired.
and hungry.
Ahhh.
School tomorrow.
Oh and the LNY ang pao thingy.
I originally had $280
plus last year's savings = $380.
minus what i put in bank= $130.
miserly.
and some more I promised not to touch the 100 bucks.
savings, something like that.
Uh.
For personal interests. To put it ~~nicely~~ acceptably .
So,
30 bucks for the rest of Feb.
+ $18 in my wallet.
$48 bucks.
reasonable.
im saving 20 bucks for something I wont mention on this blog.
wahaha.
Ok, I'm going to eat DINNER.
YAY.
I just have to catch up with sleep.
OH DAMN.
school tomorrow.

2008-02-09T06:21:00.001-08:00

Quote of today.

If you would not be forgotten
as soon as you are dead,
either write things worth reading,
or do things worth writing.
Benjamin Franklin, American 1706-90

2008-02-09T06:04:00.000-08:00

BO-ring.
Today = Extremely boring.
Was on comp for 4 hours messing around with blogskins.
I caught a cold.
snif snif.
Neck stiff.
crack.
Played some stupid game on mofunzone.
Crazy.
But it still occupies time.
Anyway, got church tmr.
bye!

2008-02-08T05:55:00.001-08:00

Istana... So fun!
We played a couple of dumb songs
1)Thunderer march
2)John Williams in Concert
3)Charming Asia
4)Hawaii five-o
5)Grease
6)Feng Yang Hua Gu (The flower drum of feng yang)
7)Big Fun In The Sun
8)Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End

So retarded.
I'm happy to say this is my first concert I have not screwed
Anything.
YAY!
Anyway, later, I got to take photo with President!
Happy!
We wanted to poke him, but realised that it wasn't worth the trouble.
so we decided to tao pok him.
But got security guard.
So nevermind.
The phototaking so weird la.
My hair was all over the place.
Some more they put me right behind the IB girls.
Get this straight, sec 1s.
It ain't cool to be xenophobic.
Aren't girls also people?
Sick.
So I was using my Vietnamese accent (I'm sure someone wants to hear it)
Like:
Thank you friends, take a few a ten minute to come and a look a us.
My name is a William, I used to be from UK, then I go to vietnam,
get a very influence. Now dont laugh at me. I take a time of from brick factory, come let you take a look at me. Oh, new a person, Hello, my name a william, i very touch, u come look at me. ect ect.
Retardedness.
Then after that we whent back to sch and stuff
and we went to burger king!
we played at the Elderly's exercise corner for a long time.
Then.
It was 7pm!
haha.
We all scrambled home.
the end.

2008-02-06T00:54:00.000-08:00

Mindless post.
Anyway Indian videos are ALWAYS FUNNY.

Did he something like
Girly-maaan?

2008-02-05T23:56:00.000-08:00

What a day.
So exciting!
I went back JS to visit teachers.
Saw lai lao shi, Mrs chang among others.
So happy. They still remember MY NAME!
Anyway, we did dumb stuff around, like sitting on top of the monkey bars.
So I later followed Brendan to his practice for Battle of the Bands.
The Jam room was in some random place which we wasted time finding.
It was right opposite a undertaker shop. =P
So I played with the stuff there, the drum set, the guitars.
Kinda cool. Then his friends came in and kaisen and I went out to play CS.
So fun.
Later around 1pm (They took 2 hours)
We went to Brendan's house.
Supercool stuff. He had his own bass guitar.
=P
I told mom that I would be back at 1pm but it dragged to 2pm.
Then I stayed in there for like 1+hours.
Then it was already 2:40pm.
I panicked and hurriedly left, trying to remember the way out
His house is pretty deep inside the estate btw.
And.
AND.
I got.
LOST.
I walked, walked, walked, until I was tired.
Then I noticed cars only went one way. So I followed where they came from.
So cool. I suddenly saw a junction and NUS.
YAY!
I made it out!
Wahaha.
Well, problem here.
Mom told me that she would cook my lunch for me.
So I didn't eat lunch outside.
Then when I came back, I found out that she didn't cook.
So,
I'M HUNGRY!
Time to rob the cookie jar.

2008-02-05T06:37:00.000-08:00

5.2.08 = pure waste of time.

Had some random crazy lessons, and I did a pretty good job of irritating the teachers.
Every 5mins, raise your hand up and ask some question related to the topic,
then after 10 questions, ask if u can go to the toilet.
The teacher would be like
HUH...
XD.
Physical Sci lesson was boring but i managed to relearn some stuff i missed
due to my stupid noisy class. Damn.
But its kinda cool stuff, the rings and all.
imaging balls spinning around other balls!
Thats pretty awesome.
Anyway, stayed in class for recess (I'M BROKE AGAIN)
And visited youtube for the lame indian videos

Cool stuff.
Wonder what with the indian videos and my class.
hmm.
Anyway, after that we had life science where I had a good time transplanting the stupid leaves.
We had 7 explants of a leaf, but only 2 managed to escape unscathed from infection.
I probably infected them.
Wells, we ran through all the pieces for the Istana performance.
I reached home at 7.30pm.
Anyways, they CUT OUT ABBA GOLD!
NO! It's COOL!
At least better than Hawaii 5-0
what the hell lah.
Anyways, Bye, and see you at Istana on the 8th at around 12pm-1pm!

2008-02-02T06:16:00.000-08:00

Today owned.
It seriously was FUN!
Band was at 8:30am
and I woke up at...
8:30!
Wooo Hoo!
Dillion was alone having tutorials, then I came in and saved the day!
So fun.
Darren couldn't make it due to some ISO thingy I'm not willing to recall.
So it was only 4 of us including IB band people, Bertrand and Zhe Yi.
During lunch break, we went to..
SUBWAY!
I got a subway club FOOTLONG and some random cookies.
for a whooping 12 bucks.
I made up my mind though
I'll save like siao during weekdays,
and spend on week ends!
I did my maths and I realized it saves more money that way.
Normal weekday = $3.5o
Normal weekend = $10+
$3.50 x 5 = $17.50

So you can see that I'll save 7 bucks a week if I scrimp on weekends!
I'm a genius.
And I'm hungry.
Haha. I'll bring COOKIES to school!
People will freeload though. I'll eat them in my locker.
Anyway, today, after Subway, we finished 20 mins before we supposed to be back.
But we didn't care and wasted time at some random exercise corner.
It was DAMN FUN!
haha.
Dillon left halfway on the way back, and Bert had to go off before lunch for some church thing.
So I figured that Zhe Yi and I was ok.
So I happily went back to school.
And promptly died.
Zhe Yi WASNT THERE!
I AM ALONE!
Anyway, It was funky.
Firstly, I didn't have two scores : National Emblem and Thunderer.
So I faked them.
Secondly, I didn't practice Grease.
So I sight-read.
Thirdly, I was late.
So I sneaked in.

The conductor was quite happy.
I didn't MAJOR SCREW UP!
WAHAHAHA I'M INVINCIBLE!

2008-02-01T02:26:00.001-08:00

I'm depressed.
I seriously lost count on the moments i blew up in class.
It really is scary when I do.
First everyone will shutup,
Then they all like 'waa ian power ah'
Then my follow up blow up will permanently shut them up.
Infidels.
I guess I'll make a list of immature people in class.

1) Freddy. MiddleAgeMan.
2) Mark.
3) Marcus
4) Ethan Low
5) BChong (Not everyone is as rich as you)
6) Matthew
7) Shea

They seriously don't know how to keep their opinions to themselves.
I'm going to emo in class from now on.
I am now going to find haven in a piece of metal called a euphonium.
Haven is no more class.
One thing I've learned this year so far is to treasure my friends.
They don't come by easily.
Worst thing that happened today: I blew up in front of the physics teacher.
She was like 0.0
I'm not in a good mood today.
God, help me. Really.
Headache.
I wished Kaisen was in my class.
He would have slapped each one of them individually.
=)
Thanks bro.
I still need to control my anger. Instead of venting it on the Sec1s.
And IB kids.
One wonderful way to relief stress is to play Persis. And Twinkle.
Somehow it works.
I want to learn oboe.
Its more emo and would help my mood lots.
I almost cried today. Seriously.
The whole class has been ganging up on me like since the year started.
And SOMEONE has been daoing me.
I feel like i've lost many many friends.
Thank God I've still got Joel, Thad, Chris, Kaisen and Pigeon.
And ~~all~~ i mean all but vela in band who has made my life better.
Not to forget my jie-s.
(=
Thats what? Online counseling?
Makes me put on a smile every new day.
Provided she comes online though.
I'm seriously dead tired.
I woke up 4.30 this morning.
And just finished my chinese exam.
In which I'm GOING TO PASS!
Thank you Ashley!
Maybe everyone should try online Ting xie too.
Its cool.

2008-01-30T04:17:00.000-08:00

Shucks.
Band ended FREAKING late.
Dammit.
I reached home abt 7.45pm.
I WILL go for YF this sat, even if there's band.
Provided someone agrees to go for lunch with me XD
Chinese exam = 2 more days.
@#$%.
CRAP.
The sec 1 tuba guy ought to learn some respect.
as usual, eupho section is still the best.
i'll go teach them how to play every single piece so eupho will be
THE BEST SECTION IN RB!
WAHAHAAHA I'm INVINCIBLE!
We wasted the whole day playing charming asia
(not so charming)
Its kind of crazy you know.
We get proper melodies anyway, so who cares.
I still dunno why zhe yi says FYWG sucks.
Cannot play? XD
Wahaha.
Bert is still owning. And hardworking.
You should see the intonation charts he wrote...
for all the IB band pieces.
like 3cm stack loh.
I was like OH MY GOSH.
0.0"
(Btw he did it during combines.)
Sigh. BandBandBand...
Sian ah.

2008-01-29T04:10:00.000-08:00

SECOND LAST DAY OF THE FIRST MONTH OF 2008!
yay!
SOOO fast.
This Friday = Paycheck! Woo Hoo! (I plan to save 20 bucks a month.)
I was so kaypoh today lor.
Visited the recruit band practice.
OH NO, THERE ARE 4 EUPHOS!
I'll take the koreans
Ti Jun and.. umm sorry i forgot his name again.
Crap.
Maybe i should take Joshua the sec 1
I joined them for their practice (=
So fun. Only play D, Eb and F.
And they had like lots of problems.
I already have 3 people I will pump in RB.
William the Sax (CHILDISH LAH)
The perverted percussionist. (Ignorant chink)
Sheng Yuan's brother. (Tuba)
Sorry Sheng Yuan but he pissed me off.
I was standing like behind a stand
and he was like 2 meters at the side of it and he wanted to move foward.
Then he asked me to siam.
I asked him what the hell was his problem.
He's lucky I didn't want a full scale lecture though.
Might get violent considering that he's a pig.
@#$%.
Snob. Watch who's the senior there, boy.
I would have bitch-slapped him there and then but it would spoil...
my reputation.
LOL.
Sec ones ought to know where their place is in band.
and that band is not a place for jokers.
I'm a joker but i know when to crack my jokes.
Right?
...
Jamin Jeow is chasing me for 400 bucks which I already paid.
Trying to steal my money, sir?
I seriously forgot who I paid it to though.
Crap.
I perfected my Persis Intro part already! YAY!
Dave tay was impressed.
WAHAHAHA
I heard this 'variation' of PotC-At World's End
Pirates Of The Caribbean : At World's End
What a joke.
Note the first comment though.
" i thought it was pretty good"
HAHA WHAT A NOOB.
XD
Firstly, the 'chimes' sounded like a fork hitting a wine glass.
Secondly, they kept coming in late.
Thirdly, the conductor was so inprofessional.
Come on... If you suck bad, don't play band!
My hockey friend also quit hockey and joined band!
Three cheers for Elroy!
Hahas.
Ruth dao me.
apparently she has 10 more smses for tomorrow and thursday.
Sigh.
I'm going to make one eupho quit band.
Its one to many, 3 seniors (One sucks)
and 3 juniors.
sigh.
I WANT TO LEARN CARNIVAL OF VENICE!

2008-01-28T03:15:00.001-08:00

Today is pure randomness.
I hoped that I could just cheong through the lessons and through cca.
Then BChong came in and announced that there was CIP.
DAMN.
I suddenly realised that if you say B-Chong fast,
You get Bitc...
Forget it.
Sigh
After my CIP, I lugged my eupho to the sectionals room.
And promptly cut myself on the spring of the water key. (SHARP LAH)
=( bled like hell.
Whole index finger was covered in blood la.
I washed it and sucked it until i tasted blood.
oh no.
still hurts. Problem typing though.
substitute index with middle finger.
so weird.
I asked the sec 1 main band guys to shut up during fall in(=
GREAT SUCCESS.
At first everyone was serious.
Then when they realised it was me,
All burst out laughing.
Joker, me?
*points at self*

Current favorite song:
Up is Down (Hans Zimmer)

Current favorite band piece:
PERSIS WOO HOOO

Current mood:
Emo-y, Happy, Sian. (Doesn't compute)

Current song playing on WMP:
With Heart & Voice (David R. Gillingham)

Current WindowsLiveMessenger Chats:
Kaisen and Jolynn. ( both temporary dao me.) OH no, Jolynn left.

Current download:
Audacity? reformatted comp.

Current favorite artiste:
Click5 and Breaking Benjamin... No idea.

Current favorite composer:
Hans Zimmer and Jacob De Haan ... Can't decide either.

Current piss-offed:
ISAAC SHUT UP!!! STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT SPELLING!

Current mood (now):
ANGRY.

2008-01-27T00:40:00.000-08:00

This is just so retarded.
I just reformatted my computer so my fonts are pretty screwed.
)=
No songs or pictures, either.
I'm just so tired. Of school.
BORING LAH.
BChong = Pump people if not happy
Cheena= Calls people's full names (takes ages to mark attendance)
JonNg(Geog) = Tells stories for 1/2 lesson, spends the other half shutting us up
History= Whole day talking about PMS and how William Farquhar's name is pronounced (u know, the f word.)

Physics teacher shouts like hell and makes me deaf ( some more she's a she.)
Life science teacher talks about rhino horns and about balls.
Lit teacher = Gives us poems with sexual connotations.

Crap.
What a class.
I'm just so sick.......

2008-01-24T05:01:00.000-08:00

Sorry readers for the few days without posts.
I've been quite busy lately.
and lazy also.
This shall be my last post on my un-reformatted computer.
this few days was quite crazy.
the day after the OEP, Joel, Chris, Thad and I went Plaza Sing to play LAN.
Guess what.
(Persons below 16 years of age are not to be admitted before 6.30pm on weekdays.)
Damnit.
And, too, I lectured a sec 1 boy because he kept asking joel to 'shut up' 4 no reason.
A solid 10 mins of Ian-anger.
Quite scary to think about.
I've been going emo-ie.
That means,
I'm FREAKING pissed off,
I'm Frustrated,
or
I'm just totally exhausted.
Probably all of them
Ruth seriously helped my 'sian-ness' improve alot.
THANK YOU!!!
(= You're the best.
I've been quieter nowadays.
They changed my dear kenneth's seat and now jasni is sitting next to me.
at least he's as bad as me in chinese now.
Cool guy. Short but deadly too.
hahas.
I ran out of my Mentos orange chewies. )=
Lessons are so sian without them
Jasni took like so many of them.
sweet looter.
I bought them from malaysia btw.
Band is soon going to kill me.
I was supposed to go YF this sat.
In the end have band AND charity bazaar.
what the vela.
And now, dad wants to claim a dvd from this christian ed bookstore in
SIMEI.
yes, you heard correctly.
Simei.
tomorrow.
I'll get lost there damnit!
My brother supposed to go,
but he has 'something on'
so he's not free.
All he did was complain.
I have band tomorrow too.
And dad does not allow me to complain.
I asked him to write out the excuse letter,
he asks me to type it out myself.
I mean seriously.
I am helping HIM.
HE doesn't want to be GRATEFUL.
I wont feel like HELPING HIM.
Unreasonable.
Like it or not,
i'll just bear his crap until i cannot take it.
I feel like typing a vulgarity and bold it and font size large it.
I wont.

2008-01-17T00:31:00.000-08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I'm BACK!
Anyone missed me?
=)
I'm so happy because i'm back from the stupid OEP.
OEP sucked.
problems:
1)TV spoilt
2)2 beds only (one queen, one single, and there are 3 people in a room)
3)crazy neighbours
4)I used far too much vulgarities. (MUST STOP!!)
5)(oops i almost used the f word.)
6)hotel shop stuff was overpriced.
7) bea got me to buy stuff for her. )=
8)i got many many scratches & cuts
9)jungle trekking SUCKS.
10)the guides were biased towards the IB classes (we're the only express class there)

So, year ones, do you look foward to OEP next year?
anyways, some parts of it was damn fun.
I go upload my photos!

wake up lazy pig.

crazy buggers

darrin(?) pigeon and a random guv

our freaking small room (without another extra bed)

I was such a good boy during the trip lah.
DAMN. I'm good at lying.
XP
Here's more pics.

Don't play with your food.

I don't want to know what they doing!Blur pigeon

Our villa =P (i climb across the balcony to raid other's rooms.
Madammm Gao Lu. Always smiling. =) [she always calls my full name]Madamm BChong
Cross the freaking river [It reaches above your knees...] Pitcherplant [Rafflesiana]

this looks wrong , I know.
Before.
After.
Monkeys + MIDNIGHT!
Me looking seriously stupid and fat.

Ok, I'll go find somewhere to post my shitload of pictures =P
maybe imeem?
see how lor..
Bye readers.

2008-01-11T03:23:00.000-08:00

Jan 11, 355 more days to go//

So stupid. Shouldn't have gone to school AT ALL.
Geog teacher was preoccupied with some stupid visa issue.
Left class early by 30mins.
P.E. was crappy with drong around.
Pigeon took my tank top and nvr return so I cannot do PE.
In the end I picked up litter for the whole lesson and stupid gideon never
APOLOGIZE.
=(
Stupid 小鸟.
Go and die.
AND, art teacher (probably serilyn goh) never come. )=
hate to say this on the blog, but i think she also kena pms early. )=
I'm starting to wonder if its better if i continue being such a good boy...
or just act bad. )=
I'm such a nice guy.
Ian rocks.
Yeah, today went to Clementi central, they didn't sell what i wanted.
FORGOT TO CHECK SUPERMARKET!!! )=
Anyways, went to church to study (which i didn't)
I'm kinda glad Jeremiah didn't come.
It made me the only guy (=
Sec 1 had CCA today already?!
happy happy me.
everyone showed up in sch uni.
Ruth looked so different in cgs uni la.
Sarah looked completely odd in mgs uni.
bea.... better not say anything/ may get killed.
problem with being only boy your age - outnumbered.
so i get bullied by girls.
Kind of odd, I actually am ok with it.
=)
Actually they look damn cute when they scold ppl.
hahas.
I'm so screwed next time I see them.
XP
OKOK...
I take back what I just said, but I'm not going to backspace.

Yippie! I'm going to get scolded again!
(=
Retarded me.

I'm going to miss my class.
OEP.
YEAR OF 1994 ROCKS!
Hehe.

-Beatrice
-Brenda
-Ruth
-Gloria
-Dorene
-Stephanie
-Yvonne
-Eunice
-Sian Cheong - The idiotic gay (be a man)
-IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry if i left out anyone.
It probably means i totally forgotten you or i just didnt remember you.
Notice i'm the only guy.
Sian Cheong is not included.
XP
Love and MISS the lot of you!
=)
byeee!

(Won't be posting until Thurs or Fri because of OEP which will be from tomorrow (sat) until next thurs.)

2008-01-10T06:07:00.000-08:00

Band was freaking RETARDED.
Diao... Tian Tee suddenly storm out la. Last time,
an IB band freak (OBOE!!) went up and said something
that had 0 word value although containing 4 letters.
and the place wasnt only guys.
there were girls around too. Freaking thick-skinned idiots.
Get a life.
OR.
Go and die.
xD
I'm going to church tomorrow!! yay!!!
to study. OF ALL REASONS.
Not to worry, I brought my computer around for a reason.
Just cut my hair.
It's REALLY short now. At least I don't look like a geek anymore.
haha.
I have to practice 4 pieces:
-Spartacus
-With Heart and Voice (WH&V)
-鳳陽花鼓
-Charming Asia (Chinese too)

All of them are about grade 6? 7?
To think I took up music like last year.
=(
STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFULL!
That's what MSN is for. To discuss your problems.
Parents are stopping children from relieving stress.
How wude.
=(
MY parents = Epitome of the character mentioned above.
=(
I want to learn Carnival of Venice ASAP so I can impress everyone.
Including my stupid recruits and (maybe not so stupid) friends.
Triple tongue, Double tongue, Flutter tongue, name it, they have it.
=(
I can't seem to be able to manage triple tongue however.
Switch to the OH-SO-CHEAP flutter tongue. Its faster, too.
I'm going to bring my beautiful mouthpiece to Malaysia.
And my scores too.
Just too little time to practice.
Darren would be proud.
Won't you?
xD
My roommate would be pissed.
Now I hope my roommate will be a nice guy and not some Mark Lim guy
who can't stop talking about Bangladeshis and whatnot.
how wude.
I can't tolerate racism.
Damn. I'm good at lying.
XD
I'm going to sleep,
Have stupid school tomorrow and i'm going to clementi central to do some stupid marketing.
That includes buying deodorant.
XP
Goodnight people. (=

2008-01-09T04:31:00.000-08:00

Jan 9, 357 [ Leap year, thanks Jolynn (= ] more days to go.//
Today was damn sick.
I had band until like 6+, and I had a late dinner.
Stupid bus was full, had to take the next one.
And.
On the way home, I almost stepped on a bloody frog.
I stepped over it, and I jumped away and I freaked out. =(
I'm so happy I didn't say anything bad.
I promised God that I won't use anymore vulgarities when I reached Sec School.
(=
So happy. So sad.
I forgot to bring my scores and almost got killed for that. =P
I had a file and could use it to fake had it not have Sesame Street people on it.
The file's damn cute. XD
I need to practice Spartacus & With Heart and Voice.
How dumb.
Why the hell must the composers keep changing the freaking time signature?!
Go and Die.
How stupid.
I think I posted enough. =)
Bye people.

2008-01-08T05:53:00.000-08:00

Yay!
I learnt Canon in D!
Mwahhahahaha!
I can play for james' wedding (=
Invincible I tell you. MWahahahha.
Woo hoo.
Next goal of this year : Make all my friends happy.
(already broken, sorry.)
Next goal of this year : Make all my friends as happy as I can make them be. (=
All my friends<3
Learn how to play running notes properly
Be a nice guy, even to those who don't deserve my niceness.
Love my friends more than last year. (=
Learn how to sing falsetto properly. (don't crack my voice halfway)
~~Make friends with the Sec 1s~~ (=
Make friends with the ACJC eupho seniors
Be brave enough to take more solos.
Pick up another instrument [at least learn a scale on another instrument(s)]
Get bert and zhe yi's emails. (i'll seriously miss them)
Get back to my cheerful self.
Be liked by teachers. (hopeless...)
Be well liked by other people. (sigh...)
Keep my goals. (Ahem.)

2008-01-07T02:56:00.000-08:00

7th day, 358 more days to go//
Band practice today,
holiday tomorrow (=
I'm going to school (originally suppose to go david's hse to play XBox 360!)
How sad. I need to plan project.
Joel won;t sign in.
How wude.
I guess i have nothing to write today./
bye people.
=)

2008-01-06T04:54:00.000-08:00

Oh no.
Ian is bored.
=0
Ok... I shall use this 30 mins to 'compose some random song'
XD. I probably will delete this post if it really sucks.
Good effort I suppose.
I'll create the music after that.

Window of Our Lives
Ian Ling

[stanza 1]
Staring out of the window,
looking at the free birds,
wonder'ing what to do with my life.
Seeing cheerful others,
Loved by their lovers,
Staring out of the window of my life.

[chorus]
Happiness is a joyful thing,
Love though a blissful thing,
all blocked out by the window of my life.
Give me back what I've forgone,
my love, my smiles, my angel,
and break apart the window of my life.

[Stanza 2]
The inch thick window of my life,
hides all but my sorrow
and I can't reach out to the love out there.
The inch think window of my life,
shows everything but happiness,
but I still will share your sorrows with you.

[chorus]
Happiness, a joyful thing,
Love, a blissful thing,
all blocked out by the window of my life.
Give me back what i've forgone,
my love, my smiles,
and break apart the window of my life.

Mwahah. sound's good?
I shall come up with the music some time soon (=
Problem: sounds too emo.
=(
Either way, can't blame a retard for trying.
Goodnight, loved readers.

2008-01-06T01:05:00.000-08:00

Today was lousy.
Went church as usual.
Following Sunday I need to chair teen's fellowship.
OH NO.
Havn't plan.
Maybe I should do everything myself.
Need to bring tablet too.
(=
Mwahahah.
I missed that day when we could go anywhere in school to practice (Band LAH!)
We chose the library.
X-D
MWahaha.
Family went to malaysia, but i couldn't go because my passport
IS in SCHOOL.
@#$%.
stupid SCHOOL.
I was freaking angry when I realised that la.
Stupid school.
Ignorant chinks.
principal probably forging our passports now.
Illegal immigrants.
die.
I feel like shit
still have homework. damnit.
ok im going to go do homework.
bye my beloved readers.
=)
muacks.
jkjk.

2008-01-04T15:21:00.000-08:00

Oh, no.
Sec1 Orientation, need to 'band-ize' them.
Shit.
It's today and in abt 1 hour more.
I'm still at home.
-.-"
Hope my parents won't wake up.
That'll be disastrous.

Anyways, Message for today.
Ever wondered why certain schools seem so 'glued' to each other?
Hwa Chong to Nan Yang *G/S
ACS to SCGS & MGS
CHIJ to SJI
And many more.
So, here's a picture that explains it all.

How cute.
As you can see, we all have language barriers.
ACS people are EXTREMELY deficient in Chinese, except foreign people.
From China.
Freaks me out.
Nan Yang and Hwa Chong people are...
WAAA DAMN PRO...
at Chinese. They debate, they do everything with Chinese.
But their English not so powerful.
And they have no English foreign students to back it up.
So, How is a Nan Yang and a ACS guy going to talk to each other??
Imagine both of them like one talks Chinese, the other talks English.
chaos.
MGS's Chinese, I don't really know.
I don't go into their school to take Chinese lessons do I?
I think that their Chinese is OK,
But being a methodist school, and founded by some English guy/girl,
They naturally suck at Speaking Chinese.
What a sad situation.
So, the odds of seeing a Nan Yang girl marry a ACS guy is..
Impossible?
0.1%.
Quite Impossible.
Seeing a Hwa Chong guy marry a MGS girl.
0.01%
taking leg hair into account.
I meant the guy man!
Seeing a ACS guy marry a MGS/SCGS girl
70% - 80%
taking into account other competing schools which purposely linger outside schoolgates...
to hunt for them.
How wude.
We ACSians, (hey thats my name) we normally sit back and wait for THEM
to 'catch' us.
XD
Here's tips to be likable.
1) Don't stop smiling.
2) Act cute.
3) Be caring.
4) Don't act cool. It makes you seem like a FREAKING IMPOSTER.
5) Don't do anything 'macho'. You are not Anakin Skywalker. (for girls,) Lara Croft.
6) You're a guy, act like a guy. You're a girl, act like a girl. (unless u want a homo to like u)
7) Be smart, Study hard. (Girls and guys like nothing but good brains.)
8) Hair gel was created for a reason right?
9) Be original. Respect ownership of 'copyrights' (I mean other people's style)
10)Be loving to everyone, ESPECIALLY the one you're after. Or you'll seem like a robot chasing a girl / guy down.

The Eleventh rule is for girls ONLY.
11) Don't bully the guys. You make them hurt. They'll think you don't care about them.
Give them some way to show off their mental prowess, and make sure you keep rule 10.

The Twelve rule is for guys ONLY.
12) Give way to girls. If you want to show that you are always right, let them see where they're wrong so they will trust you. Don't try to look like some freak by spiking your hair. I don't see what's so attractive about that. Just treat the one you're after nicely and you won't have to care about your hair anymore. Keep rule 9 and 10.

Thank you.

*G/S : Girl School

2008-01-04T01:48:00.000-08:00

3'rd day of school, 4th day of year. 261 days left. bingo.//

Today was the stupidest day.
I'll start with school, then band.
I was being a good boy, doing what a good boy should do.
my seat is like right in front.
Ok... I shall make a drawing of my class.

The black ppl are juz random others. Red people are the ones who were in my class 2007.

As you can see, my seat is screwed up
right in front of teacher. Damn sad.
That means I cannot dream in class or sleep.
That means I also will be more prone to bad mood. )=
Stupid school
A happy student is a good student.
An angry student is a good hooligan.
Students are not the only ones who slack.
Teachers have now joined the club.
I seriously want to take a video of the people in class. Hmm.
That would be easier if I had a proper camera phone.
All i have is this phone which does not connect to the comp.
It has a camera alright, but it outright sucks.
I wonder how many people have seen me blow up before. I mean get really angry.
I'm sure I keep my anger pretty well, or else it would be damaging to my reputation,
No?
Life's like this.

SINCE WHEN WAS I SO EMO!?!?

That's bad.

Today ~~Gideon~~, Pigeon, were playing CS in class. Bad idea.
We were like..
Me : "Hey lets play CS"
Gideon : "Siao ah, want get killed!?"
Me : "Come on lah..."
Gideon : " Nevermind... What server??"
[Discussion continues]
Me :"Ok, connected."
Gideon :"Hey wait la..."
[Playing commences, Gideon kills me the first 3-4 times, I kill him around 5 times at the end.]
Gideon :"WTF"
Me : "HAHA PWNED!"
Joel (the guy next to gideon, behind me): Teacher!!!
Me & Pigeon : "So?"

[I turn around and see a teacher looking inside through the window at the back door of class.]
Everyone : "OH SHIT"
[Chaos ensues, everyone back to seat, all comps switch off.]
Teacher: "WHO WERE THE TWO WHO WERE PLAYING COMPUTER?!"
Gideon (whisper): "Shit"
Me( Whisper) : "Oh..........Shit."
Teacher: "Don't want own up is it?"
[Silence was deafening]
Teacher: "THE TWO AT THE BACK PLAYING WARCRAFT AND SOME RACING GAME"
Gideon & I (audibly): HENG AH.

Dillon Wee and some other guy... forgot his name, got caught.
How stupid.
Post more tonight, I want catch up with friends.
Goodnight my dearest readers.
(=

2008-01-03T00:46:00.000-08:00

Second day of school, [3 down, 362 more days to go.] //
Boring... I should bring a book next time.
I'm starting to miss last year already,
our nice catchphrases, people and teachers. (teachers maybe not)
Today we got to see our other teachers for the first time,
out of all of them, only one I did not like. The physics one.
The geog and L/S teachers are damn funny.
Geog teachy = calls people fat.
L/S teachy = talks about our hormones all day long.
We probably will enjoy this year.
My next goal : make new friends.
And to do all my homework =)
Thank you Mdm Loh!!!
anyways, I somehow don't look forward to our Overseas Enrichment Program (OEP)
Malaysia. Desaru.
of all places, Desaru.
KL, Teman Negara, Port Dickson.
Desaru.
Dammit.
I'll be so bored. Except if theres free flow of root beer.
Probably not.
I want to play in the Christmas Concert again. It was so fun!
I didn't care if i made any mistakes.
Just played. And I finally got pass high high a!! hurray!
Les Mis rocks!
Blue Shades doesn't.
Why is Frank Ticheli and just about everyone whose name contains a 'frank' is so lousy?
Francis Tan (aka. Uncle Frankie aka. Tutti Tan) assistant conductor.
Frank Ticheli - composer.
Frank the imaginary chinese guy who sucks at using chopsticks and his brain.

2008-01-02T02:39:00.000-08:00

First day of school, Second day of 2008//
Feel terrible.
I think I got a fever. Maybe not.
Anyway. I had to perform today again.
Dr Ong was snobbing about the band and telling abt the golds and honors.
So?
We played pirates. again. except that now its for CHAPEL.
Thats right.
CHAPEL.
What does that mean?
May the pirates bless you...?
-.-"
Whatever.
This is my first time performing pirates publicly , second for half the band.
Boring.
I finally remembered the teacher's name.
Madam Gao Lu.
Her accent is overpowering.
She called me [eye]-[yaan]
What an insult.
Today is IZ's first day in primary school.
I had to go down to wait for the bus to come, and it took damn long.
I guess its over, no need to get angry.

2007-12-31T19:20:00.000-08:00

YAY!!! 2007 is over!!! ...crap... new year...
somehow i always hate new years.
it means i'm one year older,
and that all the crap i have done on the last year
is 'erased'. Stupid school. All the friends i made last year (2007),
Are forgotten... like I dont get much chance to talk to them.
crap.
CRAP.
stupid SCHOOL.
STUPID school.
2008. The curse.
So sian.
... I'm sounding like a mgs girl, lol, complain abt everything...
XD
I'll probably get killed soon. MGS assassins.
-.-"
I seriously am going retarded.
You know, I haven't bought my books for this year yet.
I'm so going to die.
Wish all readers a blessed new year.
Happy 2008.
Hope this year wouldn't be a major screw up.
Like 2007 was.
Hard Contact.
Brace up for this year.
BYE!

2007-12-31T04:16:00.000-08:00

Day before new year//
Today sucked. I woke up like damn late, I felt damn sick, and dad bullied me.
I still feel like I got jabbed in the guts... fever and aches all over.
sigh...
The just now i had to wash clothes... even though dad knew that I was sick, then I still had to hang the clothes.
How uncaring. My bro was out the whole day bowling la. He came back and didn't have to do anything.
UNFAIR.
I couldn't attend watchnight service because I really cannot walk. Or even talk.
I'm also struggling to type.
What a lousy end to 2007. I'll miss this year. Occasions, People, Things, Friends... SIGH...
I feel damn tired.
I'll go now... BYE! everyone.

2007-12-30T06:57:00.001-08:00

Joel, Me, Merril

Joel, Dillon, Me!, Merril. Squeezed.

No... Not me!

My best friend. =)

YAY the pics are up!!
Aren't they nice?
MWAHAHAHA
still lovin my tie.
IM SOOO HAPPY!

ENJOY!
EUPHOS 4EVA! (and clarinets and oboes and bassoons and bass clars and just about any other band instrument.) to be politically correct. =)

2007-12-27T08:05:00.000-08:00

HURRAYYYYY!!! WOOO HOOO!!! AWESOME!
CHRISTMAS CONCERT OVER!!!
really, i kinda miss the esplanade rooms. makes me feel kind of like a star.
i feel damn high even though its like one day after performance la.
it was so weird... i was on msn 15 mins before concert trying to catch someone like
james, jolynn, pigeon, bea, or umm dorene la... in the end... only Alicia came online...
wells, isnt she always online? hmm... nvm... It was damn cool there la.
My shirt was bloody black and my tie was blood red and shiny. xD. Matthias, Edwin... and someothers oso tie so outstanding... Bert's was the best la... got one big eupho at the bottom.
I'll just wait for Dill to come online on msn and GIVE ME MY picts so i can post and let everyone SEE! woo hoo! Should have taken one with mr eupho nonetheless. =P
I'll just wait until i can play Persis properly then i can attempt to play canon in D for dear james who is getting married God-knows-when. 0.0"
I'm seriously becoming a eupho-addict. Its so fun trying to play the PotC Dead Man's Chest solos!
I'm tired, i need to sleep. good night people. =)

2007-12-25T05:27:00.000-08:00

Boring...
What a waste of Christmas--i was playing comp throughout la
HALO...CS...HALO...CS...RUNESCAPE...CS...HALO...
BORING LA!
I want to sleep... but tomorrow got performance. PERFORMANCE. PERFORMANCE!
ESPLANADE!
I WAN DIE!
still havnt practice loh.
OHH! tomorrow i fake. jus press random keys and pretend to play except for solo/soli.
DAMN
ahhhhh
This is so freaking headachey.
I want to SLEEP.
and listen to 'The Heart Never Lies' by McFly... lol.
im still damn tired, went caroling yesterday and slept at 5 something because i was talking to frens. It was so retarded. then i woke up at 6.30 and slept again. until 8.30.
Shoulders achey... carry too much eupho around...
cannot play
i just want to sleep... and dream abt my SHINY eupho.
Its still damn shiny. Tomorrow i wake up early and go to sch to polish instr.
ISNT THAT FUN?!
I can see vela in the freaking reflection.
Thats amazing.
Still need to warm up tomorrow... Got problem with high part of Les Miserables. ITS LIKE HIGH HIGH A!
eyes sore, head ache, shoulders pain.
Cannot read scores, cannot comprehend scores, cannot press valves.

Die.HALO IS DAMN FUN!!!

Caroling was quite boring but I couldnt stop laughing la.
Our SS group was sticking together and Jolynn suggested we take a group photo and all that...
then later the sec 4 girls were taking their group photo and Alex and I were at the side...
3..2...1...
Then i jumped in front... THEY TOOK ME! YAY!
Everyone was laughing like mad la! (=
Trust me to clown around.
I go ask them for the photo next Sun.
I'm so high... maybe i had overdose of snickerbars?
Next time i play CS i'll take some screenshots.
Still rmb Alicia was like so what when I said "everyone is beautiful" after she was like making fun of Jonathan's gf... Then she dared me to say it to Brenda...
I did.
lol?
WHATEVER.
ok i need to sleep, performance tomorrow, Beatrice, Brenda, Jolynn, Isaac not going. NOOO...
SIAN...
For all the lovesick AC frens out there, go get a life.
being lovesick is just not FRESH.
=) Goodnight all readers.

2007-12-19T00:34:00.000-08:00

Today was a freaking waste of time.
I went for band expecting to perform for the next yr batch of sec 1.
Then. THEN. Mr TAN had to show up. I was like NOOOOOOOOOO!
He started practicing for later (it was 9am+ and the thing started at 1pm)
Then he canceled it (we practiced the whole bloody month or two for that la!)
AND. Made us all go around to sell concert tickets. And. Give out door gifts. He is a bloody pain in the <censored> . I still have no idea why on earth did I come for band.

Then later. LATER. Like 30 mins later. He asked us to pack our instruments because it was not to be used. THEN 5 mins later, he made us take them out again because the DP was here. WHAT THE HELL!? DP!? WHO THE HECK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!!? And in then end she didn't show up. I must control my anger, no?

Good conductor, bad conductor.

2007-12-15T04:17:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHA!
Today damn funny lah. My school today had power testing, so all electrical appliances cannot work lah. So, Tutti Tan (ASSISTANT conductor), conducted us from 9(?) to 11. Then he gave us a 10-min break (which we HECK CARED and took like 20+ mins). So, Dr Lee (The PWNer - Teacher of Tutti) came, the bloody place was burning like hell lah. My beloved eupho was like melting. So, he came in and was like, "Its very hot. Go pack your instruments, you are dismissed."
WAHHHHH!!! I LOVE DR LEE!!! LONG LIVE DR LEE!!! XD

So after that, I went to King Albert Park to eat McDonalds (I feel like a small kid again).
Anyways, after that, I went to YF!!! Everyone was like "WOW!!! YOU CAME!!!". hahas.
ANYWAYS. After YF (it was fun!) I took 154 home. When I was crossing the road, I missed the first 154. I thought it was ok although the waiting time was like 30 mins. Then the second bus came. I stuck my hand out to flag it, and it stopped. Then it moved away. I WAS LIKE FREAKING PISSED OFF LAH!!! I WAITED FOR SO LONG AND THE STUPID BUS DRIVER JUST WENT AWAY!!! AHHHHHH! I must control my anger. XD

SS Camp!

2007-12-13T23:13:00.000-08:00

AHHHH!!!
ONE WEEK without COMP!!!!
I'm BACK!!! Anyone miss me?

It was so crazy! Imagine sleeping in a small room with 10 people?! I shouted and shouted for everyone to shut up. And they did. My brother was like the epitome of homosexuality during the camp. AGH! He was like grouping Daryl during the whole ordeal. Diaoz.

I got sick on the last few days lah. I had fever and it hurted so much i wanted to sleep.
Post another day... i'm still tired and there's band tomorrow.

2007-12-05T20:17:00.000-08:00

This post is meant to cover up the last two days' worth of blogging. I missed out because I didn't want to write. haha. Anyways, I didn't do anything interesting (or anything, for that matter), so I only MSNed and HALOed. Haha. Typical boy. AND. I have been sleeping real late lately, and I plan to catch up on sleep, which I did today, waking up at 12pm. Just yesterday, I played on this very interesting map... It was... full of... BANSHEES! (Covenant aircraft). I play until cannot play. It was to fun shooting people outta the sky. I rmb, when I was 7+ years old, I dreamt of flying X-Wings, which were planes from Star Wars. Now that halo is in town, I am addicted to flying. 8-)

Wheeeeeee!!!

Doesn't it look like fun?? I'm sure you want to play by now... You can go find the game's trail (no expiry) at www.gearbox.com

Don't Laugh. Please.Its wrong.
If you are sensitive to vulgarities, please DON'T watch.

HAHAHAHA! You broke our deal!

2007-12-03T08:06:00.000-08:00

Today. I don't wanna talk about it! But I have to. Ok, here goes...

We went to visit gramp at St Lukes hospital, and we went there without accident, and had our lunch on the way. Then my crazy bro decided to visit the bookshop. We took an 857 (i think) and ended in Woodlands. I sweared that I sweared that I sweared. Haha. Either ways we reached the bookshop in Bukit Timah plaza at 5pm and had to leave there within 10 mins. AND. I passed by CHIJ Lady of the natives (is it??) Whatever it is, It looked spooky. Really, it looked like a bloody cathedral. Who would be able to study there?

We came home after that stupid thing and I played halo and tested out my aimbot. It was a sniper free-for-all match with infinite ammo and stuff. Within the next 2 minutes, everyone was spouting vulgarities. And the next 5, everyone quit. --Lesson learnt-- David used an aimbot against Goliath. That's why the Philistines "quit". (=

Life Theory.

2007-12-02T00:08:00.000-08:00

Girls = Time X Money

And since we all know time is money:
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money X Money = (Money)²

And because money is the root of all evil:
Money = √Evil

Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil

( However, since the root of all evil is the opposite of the root of all good, we have:
√Good = -√Evil

And since solving a quadratic equation gives us two roots, this gives us:
Girls = (±√Evil)²

Which, given that -√Evil = √Good, yields a final result of
Girls = Evil & Girls = Good.

Now, where's my PhD?

I am/will try not to be a band geek.

2007-12-01T04:42:00.000-08:00

Down to this. I shall show my allegiance to the Euphonium section, not so much the band, as the band has more weirdos than the section collectively (No immunity for you, Dillon).

I just came back from band camp and my eyes are sore, I'm running a fever, have a headache, but still will try to go to church. Yeah, I still remember during sectionals on the last night, we were slacking and some went to the trumpet dorm to play table tennis or comp. Until Dr Lee came in with Mr Francis Tan in tow. DOUBLE KILL. We all were like 0,0" and O,O""". Then Dr Lee came in, put down his bag, took one bat and faced Jainan. I laugh until I almost cried. Dr Lee owned him. Weirdest thing is, he didn't scold any of us for "ponning" sectionals. Maybe he thinks we are too practiced already? Hehe, doesn't matter. I tried playing the trombone that night and I sprained my left hand playing Bb scale. Owwies. I sounded good anyway, when Dave Tay (Teacher I/C) came in and asked where Timothy Tang (Trombone guv) was. I was about to say I played the euphonium but i guessed he will be impressed with my multi-talent. X-D

Today I was late for fall in AGAIN, due to severe sleep-time constrains. When I came back, I straightaway popped in bed and slept from 2pm-8pm. 6 solid hours, until grandma came and pulled me down for lunch. I now have a damn splitting headache. Zhe Xiang or whatever his name was probally passed it to me. I also decided to make friends from ACJC. They are funny people, and I already talked to two, Edwin from my section, and the Tuba guv. I forgot his name. I have yet to overtake Yang Jun, he... has... a... girlfriend. And he... is... gonna... kill... me if he sees this. Mwahahaha. I found a squash ball when I was wandering around the school waiting for Darren to sleep so I could play CS. Anyone knows what two dots on squash balls mean? I think it means medium bounciness. And they are yellow dots.

---Ok, I'm off to play halo, Ian, out.---

Last B/C night

2007-11-30T08:16:00.000-08:00

YAY!!! Band camp is FINALLY over!!! We just ordered our McDonald's and the party is going on! Haha. Let's write a postcard to Dillon Ong.

Dear Dillon,

Kicking ass, wish you were here.

Signed;
Ian

HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry for the language but there's no replacement that fits the description is there? 8-)

Today Big Bert (Bertrand from IB band) felt sick so we were left with Edwin from ACJC covering our mistakes. That includes the P6 and the JC 1 freaks. Darren left me alone, going to ACJC for Band 1 practice.
I had to squeak (Euphos cannot squeak, I know. I hold the world record) to HIGH HIGH Bb.
Bertrand later showed me how to do it and I ended up with swollen lips. I felt lousy today. I slept at 4.30am yesterday and i woke up to sore eyes, backache and a headache. I suddenly realized I was late for fall in. I later had to do duty. I didn't. HAHAHAHA I just realised i took 4 hours to write this post X-D I was searching www.uncyclopedia.com for crap. =) I probally will knock off from school early to catch up with msn-ing. And sleeping. And recuperating; I got a bloody cut on my lip trying to reach high-high A.

Due to my recent flux of mental activity, I shall attempt to repeat my thoughts of world war on terror.

Thailand has Riots
Indonesia has Bombing
Afghanistan has J.I.
America has Al Gore
Malaysia has Pedra Branca
Kazakhstan has Borat
Singapore has Ian Ling.

SL ???

2007-11-29T11:20:00.000-08:00

YAY!!! Tomorrow last night of band camp!!! Somehow everyone slept so early so I resorted to using my comp in the oboe room, whose occupants shifted elsewhere. Spooky. Anyways, we did and

I admit, I sight-read all the songs we played today. I screwed up the running notes, screwed up the articulation, screwed up the intonation... BLAHHH... there were weird women at the entrance of the Audi so it isn't my FAULT! ='( Stupid conductor.....

In case I haven't told any of you, my section has only two people, including me. The other one ran off long ago. So today, when ACJC, ACS(BR) & ACS(J) came to my school for combines for the Christmas Concert, I had to teach someone his Cb Major scale. Sometimes I empathize for my dear SL.

--BAND CAMP WISHLIST--

1) More free time!
2) Less stress (please?)
3) PLEASE let us play more fun songs!
4) PLEASE chase Timothy Wang away from my dorm.
5) Timothy Wang's sex drive should be cut down or he should be neutered.
6) Nicer food
7) NO DUTY!
8) Church Camps should be allowed. If we listen to either party, the other will say we are selfish.
9) Let us play The Imperial March every night at 2am.
10) Let me be retarded.

Footer--
As a conclusion to my extensive deep thinking, I have realized girls have more freedom of expression than boys, although they deny. A good example : Being Homosexual in a girls' school wouldn't be that bad than being gay in a boy's school. Take a look at blog sites and you realize that there are more female blogs than guy's blogs. Why? Don't ask me.

-- "I am far to tired and cold to continue writing for the time being. Ian out." --
*BRRRBRRRCHATTERCHATTERCHATTERBRRRBRR RRRRRR*

B/C

2007-11-28T10:11:00.000-08:00

Diao... I actually only created this post because i had nothing better to do... =) I am now having my band camp, which, as usual, is as nerve-wrecking as calling your conductor a gay. I have just got sick of a piece we call "With Love and Voice" by David Gillingham. It is kind of fun to play at first, but his pieces, which include "Be Thou My Vision", have irregular meters. I mean, WHAT THE *VELA!!! One point, 4/4, the other, 12/8, yet another 12/9. I died trying to count the rests. I got bloody fed up and gave my dear senior all the "one only" parts.

Anyways, just yesterday, when i was returning from the toilet in the IB block to the Old Block, I stepped on a frog. At first, it felt like i stepped on a stone, but i turned around curiously when i heard a soft 'croak'. The freaking frog was up-side-down and the forearm twitching and making those pathetic 'crroaaakk' sounds. Either way, I freaked out and ran up the stairs. I didn't bring my camera along to the toilet (DUH), so i didn't take a picture. The imagination is a far better painter than a Canon anyway.

Just 6-odd hours ago, our dear conductor 'Dr' Lee, scolded us for 'some of us' going for Church Camp during our Band Camp. He said that it was selfish if we did that and stressed his contributions to the band. Really, selfishness is like the epitome of our actions. If we aren't selfish, we wouldn't really do anything, will we? I'm sure everyone agrees that we humans cannot survive on a diet of daily and minutely giving without receiving.

*VELA : The official (not) replacement of any profane term.